Pants-less lady arrested after urinating on neighbour's couch

An intoxicated woman from New Freedom, Pennsylvania urinated on a man's couch on Saturday night as he was waiting for police to arrive and remove her from his home. Kimberly Ann Crosier-Crowley, 55, faces charges of trespass, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, public drunkenness and loitering and prowling at night.

Southern Regional Police said that at 11:25pm, Jon Pizzurro, who lives nearby Crosier-Crowley, called them to say she was intoxicated and would not leave his home. "While waiting for police to arrive, the woman (Crosier-Crowley) then urinated on his couch in his living room," documents state. Police did not say why Crosier-Crowley was inside Pizzurro's home.



When police arrived, Crosier-Crowley ran away. Police found a stumbling, pants-less Crosier-Crowley and asked her how much she had had to drink, to which she answered, "nothing." As officers tried to handcuff her, she resisted, and said she wanted to go home. When they asked her name, she said, "I think my name is Kim Crowley."

Officers said they could smell a strong odour of alcohol coming from Crosier-Crowley. Police then talked with Crosier-Crowley's husband, Jeff Crowley, who said his wife had been drinking alcohol inside their home and then walked outside. Jeff Crowley let police inside their home, where they could see "many opened containers of beer ... throughout the kitchen." Crosier-Crowley was arraigned and released on $5,000 unsecured bail.