A naked man was caught 'having sex' with a Land Rover parked on the street. A court heard how drunken Daniel Cooper, 24, was stripped off and started
grinding against the blue 4x4 Land Rover Discovery. Cooper was caught on CCTV simulating sex with the Land Rover which was parked
outside a takeaway restaurant. Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened until he was
shown the CCTV pictures.
Father-of-three Cooper – described as normally being "a caring family man" –
stripped off during a drunken night out with friends. A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with
the counter of the kebab shop. Cooper was also seen laying on the floor of the takeaway to simulate sex –
with his trousers around his ankles. Prosecutor John Wylde said: "First of all he was seen to be urinating. He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his
ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head.
"Cooper was waving at cars and then took off his shirt completely. He was seen to enter a kebab shop where he was simulating the sex act
against the corner of the counter. At one stage he lay on the ground and simulated the sex act. Then he did the
same to a Land Rover Discovery vehicle which was parked nearby." Police arrested Cooper in the town centre at Holywell, North Wales. He told officers he was not used to drinking and had gone out with only £13
in his pocket on the night of August 18.
Cooper, of Springfields, Holywell, admitted indecent exposure when he
appeared at Flintshire Magistrates Court sitting at Mold. He was given a three-month community order which bans him from going outdoors
between 7pm and 7am on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights for the next three
months. He was also ordered to pay £85 costs. Gary Harvey, defending, said: "My client is mortified and totally ashamed. He
cannot recall what had occurred. He is a responsible family man who looks after the children while his wife
went out to work." The registration number of the Land Rover Discovery was not released to the
court.
2 comments:
Poor LandRover.
I've always been a landrover fan for years and I have a defender myself. That said, its always been a platonic relationship.
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