Thursday, March 01, 2012

Drunk driver with sexual anus plug in his rectum rear-ended other vehicle

A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. The incident happened at about 11:20 a.m. on Feb. 24 as Martin County Sheriff's investigators went to a two-vehicle crash in Hobe Sound.



A deputy determined Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle. Officials also determined Brann smelled strongly of alcohol. Brann's speech was slurred and mumbled, his eyes bloodshot and glassy. A deputy gave Brann, who'd urinated in his pants, field sobriety exercises before arresting him on a DUI with property damage charge. Brann "soiled himself" en route to the jail.

"The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," the affidavit states. The length, girth and colour of the "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was not listed. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom.



At the jail, investigators measured Brann's blood alcohol content at 0.409 and 0.412 - more than five times the legal limit of 0.08. Brann, of the 6800 block of Southeast Bunker Hill Drive in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a DUI with property damage charge.

4 comments:

Insolitus said...

"...an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom."

Who would be mystified by that?

fred said...

Heh heh! You come up with the best headlines!

Barbwire said...

So he "rear ended" the other car, eh...

Anonymous said...

Every time I see this guy's mugshot I just keep thinking "41? Really?" Poor drunk bastard must have had a rough life.