Yet in what appears to be a genuine world exclusive, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) has now broken the incredible news that archaeologists in Pyongyang have discovered a unicorn's lair.
Or rather, the report says that they have "recently reconfirmed" the lair of one of the unicorns ridden by the ancient Korean King Tongmyong, founder of a kingdom which ruled parts of China and the Korean peninsula from the the 3rd century BC to 7th century AD.
The KCNA goes on to state that the location happens to be 200 metres from a temple in the North Korean capital, adding: "A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair." "The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392)," says the report. Archaeologists from the Academy of Social Sciences at North Korea's History Institute were credited with making the discovery.
5 comments:
only took them a thousand years to discover a place with a sign out front.
These things take time!
Obviously a feeble attempt to fool the West in retaliation of last weeks story by the Onion of Kim Jong being the sexiest man alive and China reporting it as the truth...
Incredible news indeed--in the very literal sense of the word--unbelievable.
The more I read about them, the more I think they are at a new level of self-delusion
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