Sunday, December 27, 2015

Man who pulled pistol over disappointment at performance of penis pump remains at large

After pulling out a pistol and demanding a working penis pump, a man fled from an adult video store and sex shop in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

He remains "at large," police said. The man walked into Viva Video on Wednesday evening seeking to exchange a penis pump he had purchased, claiming it didn't work as advertised.

The clerk argued that any problems were due to "operator error," a police report said. At that point, the man pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk's head.

He again demanded a replacement for his used pump. The man then fled without a new pump, saying he'd be back. Police have limited information about the suspect and have not made any arrests.


Fester said...

Obviously not a hardened criminal.

Hught said...

Ouch, could hardly see that one coming!

xoxoxoBruce said...

Obviously, I'm off the list of suspects.

Ratz said...

That's a disturbingly specific image.

Anonymous said...

Must have thought he got short changed.